The First Born - A Treatise on Dhe'nar Culture
Sunday, October 09, 2005

Tower Critique: Sashes

10/09/2005

They’re FAAABULOUS!

Many Dhe’nar wear rune-embroidered sashes to state their rank, and often, lack thereof. Most commonly, when a Dhe’nar is exiled and cast out, that “rank” is displayed on a sash.

Why not just take the sash off? Geez. Why waste time writing “I have been exiled, so I have no rank”. You’re exiled, brainiac.

However, other ranks and insignia can be displayed on a sash as well.

So they’re boy scouts.

“And here’s my self-mutilation merit badge! And here’s my random apostrophe-inserting merit badge! And here’s my happy-naked-fun-time merit badge, and my poison seed merit badge...”

Sashes make excellent badge banners, in other words.

And are almost as lame to wear as headbands. I can just picture a bunch of bare-chested, heavily tattooed, headband and sash wearing Dhe’nar running around. No wonder their population is so low. Would YOU breed with someone who looked like that?

 
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